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August 21 2014
posted by: bovidae / via: inbalanced

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

August 21 2014
posted by: partybots / via: broral

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

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image

“no.”

August 21 2014
posted by: powerist / via: inbalanced

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

August 21 2014
posted by: spargel / via: inbalanced
extreme makeover: home edition
girl:
i kinda like horses

ty:
WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

August 21 2014
posted by: rabioheab / via: broral

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

August 21 2014
via: uhmeliamay

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

August 21 2014
posted by: upgraders / via: analish

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

August 21 2014
posted by: susie1x1 / via: magicul

susie1x1:

Robin Williams recorded his dialogue for the Genie at the same time - and across the street from - the filming of Schindler’s List, one of the most depressing movies of all time.

After he was done every day, Robin would go across the street to cheer up the cast of Schindler and make them laugh with recordings of his improvised material from that day.

I just thought you all might want to know that story.

August 21 2014
posted by: flewor / via: uhmeliamay

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

August 21 2014
posted by: semenology / via: analish

swasticunts:

The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home